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"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

AI Safety Officer

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

Job Safety - Hardhat.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Beware of Everything

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

Nice park. . .

Safest Airline in The World

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

The Future of Flight?

'I'm here in case one of the actors actually does break a leg.'

"Aaaughhh! Don't play with that!"

'It's an old work injury.'

"Maybe all spirit filled meetings should be held outside to avoid setting off the sprinklers."

"A drone is hovering over the plant. Find out if it's from OSHA!"

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'I feel so much safer with an air marshal on board.'

"Not Lick, you fool, lich! It's the heimlich maneuver."

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

"Due to the fire hazard of having so many lighted candles gathered in the same place I have made you two cakes! Happy Birthday!"

'Admit it you need glasses, that is my false eyelash you have just sprayed.'