Slope Safety Guru Gifts

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

AI Safety Officer

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Job Safety - Hardhat.

Beware of Everything

The Hive, Inc. Think safety! 17 days without a honey boo-boo.

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

Nice park. . .

Safest Airline in The World

To prevent geese from flying toward its planes, Jupiter Airlines made some key design changes,

The Future of Flight?

"Aaaughhh! Don't play with that!"

'I'm here in case one of the actors actually does break a leg.'

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

'It's an old work injury.'

"Maybe all spirit filled meetings should be held outside to avoid setting off the sprinklers."

"A drone is hovering over the plant. Find out if it's from OSHA!"

"It helps prevent side collisions."

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

'I feel so much safer with an air marshal on board.'

"Not Lick, you fool, lich! It's the heimlich maneuver."

"Don't let this one take any cars out for a test-drive!"