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Why are you cancelling your trip to Switzerland?

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

Skiing Accidents.

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

Winter Roadwork...

We may save a lot of patients but we sure kill a lot of trees!

And now bring the girls!

'Must you get new clothes every season? I'm still wearing stuff I got years ago.'

Border Guard

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

Surfer.

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

'This is a teeny. Do you have it in a weeny?'

'You sure you've done this before?'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Hitchhiking skier

Ski Slope

Colorado skier

Buddy take a Colliegraph test.

'My chiropractor has made me feel so good, I thought it was time I got rid of my pills.'