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Why are you cancelling your trip to Switzerland?

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

'I'm sorry, sir, but there is a 25 surcharge to use the lavatory,'

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

Skiing Accidents.

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

Winter Roadwork...

We may save a lot of patients but we sure kill a lot of trees!

'Just a few more lessons on the training skis, and you'll be ready for a solo run, Mrs. Trimble.'

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'

Border Guard

And now bring the girls!

'Must you get new clothes every season? I'm still wearing stuff I got years ago.'

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

Surfer.

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

'This is a teeny. Do you have it in a weeny?'

'You sure you've done this before?'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Hitchhiking skier

'I always thought 'bunny slope' was just an expression.'

Ski Slope

Colorado skier

Buddy take a Colliegraph test.

Ski slopes with intimidating names.