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"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

"Still snow!"

Eskimo near 'You are here' sign.

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

Skiing Accidents.

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

Skiers

Winter Roadwork...

"Nice putt."

And now bring the girls!

Skiing

"There are some folks waiting to play through."

The Postman's Winter Delivery

'You sure you've done this before?'

'Where is Wally?'

Hitchhiking skier

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Colorado skier

Ski Slope

Swiss Skier

Golfer hanging from tree trying a tricky chip out of the rough.

"I am snowploughing!"