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Swiss Skier

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Snowboarding downhill.

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

Balloon ski lift

Eskimo near 'You are here' sign.

"Still snow!"

'Why trees kill skiers'

Winter Roadwork...

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

Skiing

"It's Al Gore."

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

You are here...

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

Filling up with Deersil.

The Postman's Winter Delivery

Buying Airplanes (New or Used)

'Have you ever thought about getting a post office box in town, Bob?'

'. . . Now you're an accounting elf and a putting-heads-on-dolls elf. . . Times are tough. Would you rather be the one tiny reindeer pulling the sleigh this year.'

'Where is Wally?'

Mobility Scooter with Snowmobile Attachment.

Domino's pizza? Please deliver a mushroom and pepper pizza to...

"I've never skied paper before."