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'Why trees kill skiers'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Skiing

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Snowboarding downhill.

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Fetching some fuel.

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

Little girl skiing.

Slalom

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

Running out of Gas.

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

'Snow Now I have to invent chains'

"...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today."

Zimmer Frame in Winter

Balloon ski lift

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

Toboggan Hitchhiker

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

'Call THAT abominable - you ain't seen my Ma-in-law!'

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Taxi

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."