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"Wow! This is like pulling teeth!" "More fun than root canal!"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Sisyphus visits Stowe

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Skiing

Snowboarding downhill.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Milkjet Skiing

Fetching some fuel.

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

Little girl skiing.

Slalom

Running out of Gas.

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

Tight Rope Ski Lift

Football fan

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

'Snow Now I have to invent chains'

"...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today."

Toboggan Hitchhiker

Say, I just had a thought

Zimmer Frame in Winter

Taxi

'Call THAT abominable - you ain't seen my Ma-in-law!'

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

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