Snowy Slopes Adventurer Pillows

"Wow! This is like pulling teeth!" "More fun than root canal!"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Skiing

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Snowboarding downhill.

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Milkjet Skiing

Fetching some fuel.

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

Little girl skiing.

Slalom

Running out of Gas.

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

Football fan

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

'Snow Now I have to invent chains'

'Call THAT abominable - you ain't seen my Ma-in-law!'

Taxi

"...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today."

Toboggan Hitchhiker

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Zimmer Frame in Winter

Flights suspended snowstorm

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."