Snow Slope Adventurer Prints

'Why trees kill skiers'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Skiing

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Snowboarding downhill.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

Fetching some fuel.

Little girl skiing.

Slalom

Running out of Gas.

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

Tight Rope Ski Lift

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

'Snow Now I have to invent chains'

"...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today."

'Call THAT abominable - you ain't seen my Ma-in-law!'

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

Toboggan Hitchhiker

Zimmer Frame in Winter

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Say, I just had a thought

Balloon ski lift

Taxi