Snowy Slope Navigator Gifts

Swiss Skier

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Snowboarding downhill.

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

Balloon ski lift

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

"Still snow!"

Eskimo near 'You are here' sign.

'Why trees kill skiers'

Winter Roadwork...

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

Skiing

"It's Al Gore."

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

'Just a few more lessons on the training skis, and you'll be ready for a solo run, Mrs. Trimble.'

Bunny Slope

You are here...

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

Filling up with Deersil.

Buying Airplanes (New or Used)

The Postman's Winter Delivery

'. . . Now you're an accounting elf and a putting-heads-on-dolls elf. . . Times are tough. Would you rather be the one tiny reindeer pulling the sleigh this year.'

'Have you ever thought about getting a post office box in town, Bob?'

'Where is Wally?'

Mobility Scooter with Snowmobile Attachment.

"I've never skied paper before."

Domino's pizza? Please deliver a mushroom and pepper pizza to...