Ski Slope Explorer Gifts

'Where is Wally?'

First aid in mountains

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Pushy Dog

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

Skier leaves his skis behind.

How can you have writer's block? We have seventy-three words for "snow"!

Balloon ski lift

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

'Meals - on paws beats meals - on wheels any day,eh, Fred!'

'Why trees kill skiers'

Winter Roadwork...

'Just a few more lessons on the training skis, and you'll be ready for a solo run, Mrs. Trimble.'

Skiing

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

"It's Al Gore."

Bunny Slope

'. . . Now take a left at the next pine tree.'

'Have you ever thought about getting a post office box in town, Bob?'

Hitchhiking skier

"Doctor, don't you have a conflict of interest by owning a ski resort?"

"I've never skied paper before."

Domino's pizza? Please deliver a mushroom and pepper pizza to...

Yard Sale 9.00 AM to 5.00 PM

'She had to dissect a whale in school today.'

'Why yes, I am new to the area, how did you know?'

Ski Lift

Snow buried post box.

Swiss Skier

"I am snowploughing!"

"Oh, I'm so sorry! My mother always said that skiing was not a thing for a Jewish person."

'Okay, skiers. It's cross country for you here onward.'

"Wow! This is like pulling teeth!" "More fun than root canal!"