Ski Slope Conqueror Gifts

Workaholic Goes Skiing

Rage.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Second lifeReal life.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Bad times to sneeze

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Rubbish and Everest

"I like to stay on top of things."

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

A Learning Curve.

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

"What ever happened with that old shack you bought in the woods? You were going to rehab and flip it."

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

Balloon ski lift

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.