Snow Conqueror Gifts

Wife taking a photo of her husband and their shoveled walk-way

"Okay, okay! I'll shovel the sidewalk!"

"And this model actually makes its own parking spaces."

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

Occu-Pie Mars

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Keeping warm.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

A guide to seasons in the North East

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Bad times to sneeze

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Rubbish and Everest

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

"I like to stay on top of things."

Running out of Gas.

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

Arctic Weather vs Utility Bills

Woman stands on scales, holds bunch of balloons.

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

Please use next mountain.

BMX riding in Bavaria

"I found a cure for the humongous cold, the extreme cold and the mother of all colds. Why not the common cold?"

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."