Cloud Conqueror Gifts

'Turbulence!'

Occu-Pie Mars

Keeping warm.

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

A guide to seasons in the North East

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

"Must get a longer cable."

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

Crop duster wanted.

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

Arctic Weather vs Utility Bills

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

"They can't cure the common cold, but why would they want to?"

"I found a cure for the humongous cold, the extreme cold and the mother of all colds. Why not the common cold?"

"I fly so often, not only am I accumulating miles, I'm actually starting to sprout wings."

"Well, for starters, you’re holding the shovel all wrong."

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle

"Woohoo, we have have overcome the wave!"

'Outta my way, you little puke!'

Wife taking a photo of her husband and their shoveled walk-way

Attila is No. 1! We heart Attila! Hooray for Attila! Attila is the man! Yell your king my warriors and I want his castle! Who shall I say is calling?

'Bless You.'

"It's the same every winter - another epidemic of norovirus stories."

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'

"Officer, my husband went back there last night to hook up a DVR... and I haven't seen him since!"

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

Man Being Chased By Coins.