Cold Conqueror Gifts

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Of course, I'm the only person you know without a cure for your cold. I'm a doctor.'

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Arctic Weather vs Utility Bills

'Big tissue?'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

'Another tissue sample! I have a runny nose.'

"You've caught a chill. You must avoid draughts."

'I have the perfect cure for you.'

"It's the same every winter - another epidemic of norovirus stories."

"It's as hard as nails out there."

Colds

The Common Cold.

Man sneezing.

"Mom, I know that it's very cold outside. That's why I've got a scarf."

Defiance!

Keeping warm.

'Blow your nose again,Hank. You're calling in some geese.'

'Bless You.'

"They can't cure the common cold, but why would they want to?"

Nose Spray.

'Head cold?'

A guide to seasons in the North East

If there were one place on earth you'd never visit, where would that be, Randy? Easy: That would be McMurdo Station, Antarctica, little buddy. Nothing encourages hot snuggling more than being marooned in an icy wasteland. That would be a total waste of my skills of seduction. No challenge. I'd never visit the Mariana Trench. People don't live anywhere near there, and it's the deepest spot in the ocean ... so there'd be no wifi and not even satellite internet could reach it. We should have our ow

"I found a cure for the humongous cold, the extreme cold and the mother of all colds. Why not the common cold?"

"The key, son, is deciding where to dump the snow. You don’t want to move all this snow twice. Son ... ?"

"Well, for starters, you’re holding the shovel all wrong."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

What My Day Feels Like

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

Yoga To-Do

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"