Cold Case Conqueror Gifts

'Ugh. Every single day.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Keeping warm.

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"I love fast break business success."

A guide to seasons in the North East

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Yoga To-Do

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

Running out of Gas.

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

Access Denied!

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

The Heating Oil Problem.

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

Arctic Weather vs Utility Bills

Time to put away your presents. I don't have room. You said you "needed" a new jacket. I do! My old one's too small. Donate it. I would. But I can't get it out of my closet.