Cold Conquerors Gifts

Survivors of Near-Flu Experiences

"Certainly I'm proud to be an Eskimo! That doesn't mean I enjoy freezing my tail off."

The stickmen face a horrible choice.

"I turned the heat all the way up and opened all the doors. At this point I'll try anything to make it warm outside."

"Ok spring, you can come anytime now."

"Here we are."

Keeping warm.

A guide to seasons in the North East

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"Fish needs bigger hole."

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

Running out of Gas.

The Heating Oil Problem.

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

Arctic Weather vs Utility Bills

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

"Woah! Where's it say that?"

"They can't cure the common cold, but why would they want to?"

"Well, for starters, you’re holding the shovel all wrong."

"I found a cure for the humongous cold, the extreme cold and the mother of all colds. Why not the common cold?"

'Ugh. Every single day.'

The DaVinci Cold.

"See I told you the dentist was a pussycat."

'Bless You.'

'My elbow has a cold!'

'I do try to walk more! The donut shop is a good 1/2 block further tan the health food store!'

"It's the same every winter - another epidemic of norovirus stories."

Scared as Hell Airlines.

Old man with a zimmer frame grittier

"Before coming here, I didn't even know I was acrophobic."

How to dress for forty below...if you're over forty, or under twenty.