Cold Crusader Gifts

Germ warfare.

Keyworker

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Keeping warm.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

A guide to seasons in the North East

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

Welcome Ghost.

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

Arctic Weather vs Utility Bills

Relaxation Technique

Hourglass earth - time running out

Antarctic Krill Extinction?

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

Net Zero Superstitions

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

Holiday Overkill.

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'