Cold Crusader Prints

Germ warfare.

Keyworker

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Keeping warm.

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

A guide to seasons in the North East

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

Welcome Ghost.

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Vigilante Dog

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

Arctic Weather vs Utility Bills

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

Holiday Overkill.

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

Relaxation Technique

Net Zero Superstitions

Antarctic Krill Extinction?

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

Hourglass earth - time running out