Cooling Crusader Gifts

'Oh no. Another major decision on what sort of HVAC system to install?'

Air conditioner.

Face painting by numbers.

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

It's a Dog's life

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

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"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

Hourglass earth - time running out

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

Net Zero Superstitions

Relaxation Technique

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

'I didn't write the report. I printed it directly from the Internet, but I did all of the stapling and collating myself.'

Climate Change Denier's Playbook

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

'I'm trying to transmute lead into a combustible fuel that will produce no smoke.' 'Turning it into gold will be easier.'

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

"Not again!"

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

Heathrow Protesters - This airport's rubbish!

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

'It's difficult to get passioniate about things you can't pronounce.'