Comfort Crusader Gifts

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

"It's been a great year except for me not getting any respect for my personal 'dressing for comfort' choice."

"Doug here monitors any subtle changes in the ergonomics."

"Be kind"

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Please Give

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

Be an Anti-Bullying Hero! Choose Respect.

"Isn't it more important to learn how to be a decent human being?"

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

Food Banks - The Need/The Donation.

Relaxation Technique

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

Calm in the Face of Chaos

Sure, it's just to find the royal remote, but a quest is a quest, Ernie!

"Is something bothering you?"

Money - troops to fight terrorism, promote democracy, protest oil? Lots and lots. Money, help, attention, to save 800,000 people from starvation? Not much.

First Responders - Second Responders.

Hotel teddy for hire

Men's Casual Clothes. Nothing feels better than finding a comfortable pair of pants! Jean therapy is very powerful!

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

"Invasion of privacy? You should be flattered we're so concerned about satisfying your consumer desires!"

'It's one of the worst parts of the job. Seeing people in the most awful conditions. Cold, squalid, not fit for human habitation...It's no wonder we can't keep the staff.'

But who care for these poor little seal pups if I don't?

"My philosophy has always been 'Don't sweat the small stuff -- it's all small stuff!'"

Dalai Lama

"Our forefathers died to give us our most cherished freedom. The fight to absolutely terrify every dog and cat in the land every 4th of July."

'She hates me when I'm drunk and I hate her when I'm sober!'

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."