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'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

"It's been a great year except for me not getting any respect for my personal 'dressing for comfort' choice."

"Doug here monitors any subtle changes in the ergonomics."

"Be kind"

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Please Give

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

Be an Anti-Bullying Hero! Choose Respect.

"Isn't it more important to learn how to be a decent human being?"

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

Food Banks - The Need/The Donation.

Relaxation Technique

Calm in the Face of Chaos

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First Responders - Second Responders.

Money - troops to fight terrorism, promote democracy, protest oil? Lots and lots. Money, help, attention, to save 800,000 people from starvation? Not much.

"Is something bothering you?"

"Invasion of privacy? You should be flattered we're so concerned about satisfying your consumer desires!"

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

Mountaineers milk.

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."

'It's one of the worst parts of the job. Seeing people in the most awful conditions. Cold, squalid, not fit for human habitation...It's no wonder we can't keep the staff.'

Non-profit organization chart

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

Dalai Lama

'She hates me when I'm drunk and I hate her when I'm sober!'

"My philosophy has always been 'Don't sweat the small stuff -- it's all small stuff!'"

"Our forefathers died to give us our most cherished freedom. The fight to absolutely terrify every dog and cat in the land every 4th of July."

When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.