Coolness Crusader Gifts

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Don't try and act cool by saying it's the blood of the undead, we both know it's acne.'

"This school dress code does nothing but kill coolness! Being cool is what being young is all about! They are trampling the great American spirit of individualism!"

Distant but dope

Blue sky thinking

Letters escape from a caged book.

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

Art Plagiarism

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.'

'My right brain isn't working.'

Relaxation Technique

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

'Iran offered us a deal -- we learn to pronounce 'Ahmadinejad'.....and they'll try 'Schwarzenegger.''

Calm in the Face of Chaos

"Is something bothering you?"

"I happen to be somewhat in a rush. Would it be possible to discuss the various aspects of multiculturalism at some other time soon?"

"Painting was her love, but framing was her passion."

"If they survive the working group and the committee, you can count on the interdepartmental panel..."

"It's been a great year except for me not getting any respect for my personal 'dressing for comfort' choice."

"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."

"What made you think I would draw you?"

'She hates me when I'm drunk and I hate her when I'm sober!'

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

"My philosophy has always been 'Don't sweat the small stuff -- it's all small stuff!'"

Before and After Tattoos.