Color Crusader Gifts

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Face painting by numbers.

Super pets.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

The Family Joules: Part 15

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

"Quit moving"

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

A Blanksy

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

"Shouldn't have had that curried cauliflower soup..."

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

"Do you mind if I wait for a male superhero?"

"Police urge the gunman to turn himself in or, at the very least, let the cat in."

Abstract painter

"Darnit. Ruined another one."

Ludwig van Beethoven