Crusader Enthusiast Gifts

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

vaccine wars.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Face painting by numbers.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

Pope Benedict 16th.

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

'It wasn't like this when I left it!'

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

"This looks like a job for Agman!"

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

Ludwig van Beethoven

'Everybody, please welcome Moose and Rocco to the team. They're our new revenue enhancement and collections specialists.'

'I take it then that levelling the Balkans first is not an option?'

Bikes versus Cars

"That's the trouble with crusades, they always drag religion into it!"

"Too Marvel?"