Crusade Aficionado Gifts

'Isn't life simple when you know you're right all the time.'

'He's on one of his silly crusades - May I take a message?'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Back to school.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

'Send in the Clones.'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

The circus diver.

Ta Da!...

'This will only hurt for a moment.'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

"Would you like to try them out?"

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

"Cut down on the custard pies."

Man catching a woman on flying trapeze.

"I borrowed it from your neighbor, he really is a big clown."

"It wasn't supposed to be funny."