Crusade Buffs Gifts

After the Ottomans are Weakened, Sultan Muhammad II Drives His Horse Into the Sea (History of the Crusades).

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Face painting by numbers.

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

I want to hold your hand

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

Pope Benedict 16th.

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

Biomedical Conference. To incentivize advances in medical science, more cures and fewer diseases should be named after people.

Secret Family Recipes

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

'It wasn't like this when I left it!'

"A message from your terrible foe in the holy lands - she's pregnant!"

Travis practices socially distant trick or treating...

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

"Why did you become a crusader? You don't even go to church."

'On your way back from the Holy Land, can you stop at Paris and pick up some creme brulee?'

Gladstone and Argyll 'Crusade' against Armenian Attrocities

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

'Isn't life simple when you know you're right all the time.'

'I take it then that levelling the Balkans first is not an option?'

"I glued myself to a snooker ball."

'I'll have to go back to the shop for a sword.'

Superheroes.

'I said 'would you like to join the noise abatement society'?'

'You the one who ordered a large Pizza with extra pepperoni?'

'Howitzers at dawn.'

David Bowie Superfan

Brian wasn't so sure he had made the right choice of fancy dress...

"Oh for gosh sake, Richard! It's a couple of mice in the basement stealing grain. Quit making a crusade out of everything!"