Camouflage Crusaders Gifts

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Face painting by numbers.

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Vigilante Dog

Coronavirus

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

Covid Wrestling

Mask Autumn

A gift for me? It's a cape because I think you're a superhero!

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

"Quit moving"

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

First Stealth Aircraft.

Superfoods are in aisle three.

"I'd never have imagined such innovative ways of wearing this cape!"

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

Travis practices socially distant trick or treating...

Caped Character

'Chameleons?.. Yes, we do sell them, if you can find them.'

A Blanksy

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

"You must blend in well with those markings."

Octopus and submarine

The art of painting

"You can't hide from child support."

"Darnit. Ruined another one."

Male Green Beret applying face camouflage - female Green Beret applying lipstick.

The Trials and Tribulations of Superheroes.