Colorful Crusader Gifts

Rainbow Skier

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Face painting by numbers.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Suggestion box: 'Build a bigger Complaints box'.

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

"Quit moving"

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

Travis practices socially distant trick or treating...

A Blanksy

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

Abstract painter

Ludwig van Beethoven