Camouflage Crusader Gifts

'You the one who ordered a large Pizza with extra pepperoni?'

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Face painting by numbers.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Vigilante Dog

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'

Coronavirus

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

A gift for me? It's a cape because I think you're a superhero!

Covid Wrestling

Mask Autumn

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

"Quit moving"

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

Travis practices socially distant trick or treating...

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

A Blanksy

Caped Character

"Not again!"

"Apparently we've introduced unconscious bias writing our algorithms."

"Darnit. Ruined another one."

Abstract painter

'I would have called you sooner, but I had no idea you handled ransomware attacks!'

Male Green Beret applying face camouflage - female Green Beret applying lipstick.

The Trials and Tribulations of Superheroes.