Coverage Crusader Gifts

"I sure hope we can sign up for health care before we die of natural causes."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

Oil shock.

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

"I'm afraid it's a bad case of libel!"

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

'He's been driven mad by reading about all these huge litigation cases...'

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

"I told Mr Simmons there's something I wanted to get off my chest - his hands."

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

Been Injured In An Accident That Wasn't Your Fault! Call...Wilbur & Ohnson.

"It's been a great year except for me not getting any respect for my personal 'dressing for comfort' choice."

"George, I can't help thinking you lack focus!"

"According to IT, the security leak is coming from your workstation."

Great customer care is not optional.

'The brakes aren't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...The escalator isn't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...why don't you walk up?'

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

"Too Marvel?"

"Doug here monitors any subtle changes in the ergonomics."