Coverage Crusader Pillows

"I sure hope we can sign up for health care before we die of natural causes."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Super pets.

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

Oil shock.

The Family Joules: Part 15

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

"I'm afraid it's a bad case of libel!"

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

"I told Mr Simmons there's something I wanted to get off my chest - his hands."

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

'He's been driven mad by reading about all these huge litigation cases...'

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

"Do you mind if I wait for a male superhero?"

"It's been a great year except for me not getting any respect for my personal 'dressing for comfort' choice."

"George, I can't help thinking you lack focus!"

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

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"According to IT, the security leak is coming from your workstation."

The Quack Quack Diaries: The Triumphant Return Of Cap'n Quack!

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

'The brakes aren't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...The escalator isn't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...why don't you walk up?'

Great customer care is not optional.

"Too Marvel?"