Compensation Crusader Pillows

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

'OK Ms Jones, you're hired...Not!'

Been Injured In An Accident That Wasn't Your Fault! Call...Wilbur & Ohnson.

'He's been driven mad by reading about all these huge litigation cases...'

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

'Let me through, I'm an opportunist.'

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"I'm afraid it's a bad case of libel!"

Snell & Dunberg: Attorneys at Law - Thank You Litigious Society

"Go away. I haven't had an accident that wasn't my fault in the last three years."

"Be kind"

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Two Players both holding the same cue.

One way only.

Please Give

Oil shock.

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

Be an Anti-Bullying Hero! Choose Respect.

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"

"Isn't it more important to learn how to be a decent human being?"

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

Food Banks - The Need/The Donation.

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

Money - troops to fight terrorism, promote democracy, protest oil? Lots and lots. Money, help, attention, to save 800,000 people from starvation? Not much.

"We audit at dawn."

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

'Wow, she's still here! That's what I like about Sally, she has a great work ethic!'

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

Non-profit organization chart

'It's one of the worst parts of the job. Seeing people in the most awful conditions. Cold, squalid, not fit for human habitation...It's no wonder we can't keep the staff.'

But who care for these poor little seal pups if I don't?