Compensation Crusader Pillows

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

'OK Ms Jones, you're hired...Not!'

Been Injured In An Accident That Wasn't Your Fault! Call...Wilbur & Ohnson.

'He's been driven mad by reading about all these huge litigation cases...'

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

'Let me through, I'm an opportunist.'

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"I'm afraid it's a bad case of libel!"

Snell & Dunberg: Attorneys at Law - Thank You Litigious Society

"Go away. I haven't had an accident that wasn't my fault in the last three years."

"Be kind"

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Two Players both holding the same cue.

One way only.

Oil shock.

Please Give

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

Be an Anti-Bullying Hero! Choose Respect.

"Isn't it more important to learn how to be a decent human being?"

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

Food Banks - The Need/The Donation.

Money - troops to fight terrorism, promote democracy, protest oil? Lots and lots. Money, help, attention, to save 800,000 people from starvation? Not much.

"We audit at dawn."

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

'Wow, she's still here! That's what I like about Sally, she has a great work ethic!'

Dalai Lama

'Michael left me because of my extreme couponing...at least I think he left me.'

Non-profit organization chart

"It's not a coupons. It's a printout from your health insurer warning you to cut back on the carbs."