Correction Crusader Pillows

One way only.

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

Anti-war libra.

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

"See. . .? We did do something."

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

'While these products may not result in weight loss, they will result in credibility loss.'

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

'The good news is we were able to remove the homework from his stomach. The bad news is, your kid can't write worth a damn.'

It's a Dog's life

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

Holder Ooopsie

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

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'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'

"Your Honor, gangsta rap made me do it."

"I'm afraid it's a bad case of libel!"

'Can you believe this bank...? Yesterday they refuse me a loan, today they send me a leaflet for a loan.'

'Don't disturb your father for an hour he's busy doing the Five minute crossword.'

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

Olympic flame sending postcard - 'Wish I wasn't here.'

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

'You're under arrest for disturbing the peace.'

Selling Justice

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'