Cosplay Crusader Gifts

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Coronavirus

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

'None shall pass!'

Mask Autumn

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

Covid Wrestling

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

Travis practices socially distant trick or treating...

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

Abstract painter

"I got another hand sanitizer... what did you get?"

A housewife is looking at her dishwasher; the door is open, and looks like a drawbridge - men on horseback are emerging.

mountain climer finding a guru wearing a covid mask and a sign that says 6 feet please.

"So you work as Fluffy Biffy, the J-Mart Rooster People-Greeter?"

Superheroes.

"Too Marvel?"

"Yah, I'm a furry too. I'm Bobo, the well-fed, invisible, man-eating python."

The Rat Race