Costumed Crusader Gifts

"So you work as Fluffy Biffy, the J-Mart Rooster People-Greeter?"

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

Coronavirus

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

Covid Wrestling

Mask Autumn

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

The Great Pacific Garbage Patch Kid

Travis practices socially distant trick or treating...

Ocean Plastic blues

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

Abstract painter

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"

Ludwig van Beethoven

mountain climer finding a guru wearing a covid mask and a sign that says 6 feet please.

"Too Marvel?"

Superheroes.

"Tomorrow’s the day. I’ve been waiting in line for 'Deadpool & Wolverine' for months." "What on earth are you talking about, little buddy?" "Well, it’s not exactly me. It’s a kid I paid, he’s holding my spot." "Wait… Please tell me you didn’t pay a kid to not go home for two months." "It doesn’t sound so good the way you say it."