Costumed Crusader Gifts

"So you work as Fluffy Biffy, the J-Mart Rooster People-Greeter?"

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Super pets.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Two Players both holding the same cue.

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Coronavirus

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

Covid Wrestling

Mask Autumn

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

The Family Joules: Part 15

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

Ocean Plastic blues

The Great Pacific Garbage Patch Kid

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

Travis practices socially distant trick or treating...

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

"Do you mind if I wait for a male superhero?"

Abstract painter

Ludwig van Beethoven

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"

"Too Marvel?"

The Quack Quack Diaries: The Triumphant Return Of Cap'n Quack!

mountain climer finding a guru wearing a covid mask and a sign that says 6 feet please.

Superheroes.