Masked Crusader Gifts

Before the corona virus there were zombie movies today there is The Walking Idiots...they're not wearing masks! They drool death!!

Coronavirus

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Ironing day.

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

Vaccine Defeating The Virus

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

Fumes from furniture

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

"I don't CARE if Tracy Emin's bed sold for £4440,000...I STILL want you to clean your room."

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

Covid Wrestling

Omicron

It's for you.

Mask Autumn

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

'Mom, I cleaned my room like you told me.'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

I'm turning to the 'Duck' side!

Man of steel wool.

Cleaner

"You'll have to clean your room by yourself. Your plea for disaster aid has been turned down by the President."

'Oh no, green waxy build up.'

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

'We can't get enough of these makeover shows.'

Large Print Librarian.