Masked Crusader Pillows

Before the corona virus there were zombie movies today there is The Walking Idiots...they're not wearing masks! They drool death!!

Coronavirus

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Ironing day.

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

Vaccine Defeating The Virus

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

Fumes from furniture

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

Omicron

Mask Autumn

Covid Wrestling

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

'Mom, I cleaned my room like you told me.'

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

"You'll have to clean your room by yourself. Your plea for disaster aid has been turned down by the President."

I'm turning to the 'Duck' side!

'Oh no, green waxy build up.'

Cleaner

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

Travis practices socially distant trick or treating...

'We can't get enough of these makeover shows.'

"Ms Hathaway, I need to test my mettle. Find someone on social media who thinks they can bully me."

Large Print Librarian.