Masked Marauder Pillows

'Our guest has asked that we obscure his identity.'

'What are you trying to do...blow our cover?!! Take off that mask!'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

The Phantom Of The Garden

Coronavirus

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

"I think the milk's off!"

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

Mask Autumn

Covid Wrestling

I'm turning to the 'Duck' side!

Good cop, bad cop 2020.

Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

I do all of my banking online now.

"Not a word, Doc! I'm having hot flashes!"

"Adverbs, adjectives, conjunctions, clauses...I'll never learn to speak English!"

Manuscripts.

mountain climer finding a guru wearing a covid mask and a sign that says 6 feet please.

"Some of the guys are worried about your commitment to the whole marauding barbarian thing."

'I'm from the exterminators, here to kill moths...Those devils, it's worse than I thought.'

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

"I put a wet paint sign on our bench at the mall so we'll have a place to sit."

Shop assistants hides fearful face behind a happy smiling mask

Vampires in a Pandemic

Before the corona virus there were zombie movies today there is The Walking Idiots...they're not wearing masks! They drool death!!

'You make a HELLUVA bowl of chili, Donna!!'

"I know you people are a bunch of incurable optimists, but I think this financial report is the cure for that."

The Commandos go shopping

'Bugs ain't nothin', kid - just wait till you swallow a BUZZARD!'

'Wait a minute - isn't it a bad sign when the 'fasten seatbelts' sign is flashing?'

"I don’t get it - we had all those meetings."

Coming this spring. The Diseaster Bunny!

Theatre Masks

"OK, which one of you called me an 'asshole'?"

Garage Sale