Mechanical Marauder Pillows

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

"I think the milk's off!"

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

I'm turning to the 'Duck' side!

Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

"Not a word, Doc! I'm having hot flashes!"

"Adverbs, adjectives, conjunctions, clauses...I'll never learn to speak English!"

Manuscripts.

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

'While you were attempting to seize the day, our competition seized a big chunk of our business!'

'I'm from the exterminators, here to kill moths...Those devils, it's worse than I thought.'

'We're almost fully automated now.'

"I put a wet paint sign on our bench at the mall so we'll have a place to sit."

The Commandos go shopping

"I know you people are a bunch of incurable optimists, but I think this financial report is the cure for that."

'You make a HELLUVA bowl of chili, Donna!!'

'Bugs ain't nothin', kid - just wait till you swallow a BUZZARD!'

'Our guest has asked that we obscure his identity.'

"Is this the ophthalmology convention?"

'Wait a minute - isn't it a bad sign when the 'fasten seatbelts' sign is flashing?'

'I said, 'this man tells a whopper.'' 'I'd swear you said 'dismantle a chopper'.'

"I don’t get it - we had all those meetings."

Garage Sale

'If I'm not home by midnight, my wife turns on the electric fence.'

Graveyard Shifts