Market Marauder Pillows

'Wait a minute - isn't it a bad sign when the 'fasten seatbelts' sign is flashing?'

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"I think the milk's off!"

I'm turning to the 'Duck' side!

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

Investor walks tightrope graph balancing risk and reward.

Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

'What makes you think they're modern fakes?'

"Not a word, Doc! I'm having hot flashes!"

I do all of my banking online now.

"Adverbs, adjectives, conjunctions, clauses...I'll never learn to speak English!"

'Made in Australia?'

Manuscripts.

'I'm from the exterminators, here to kill moths...Those devils, it's worse than I thought.'

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

'While you were attempting to seize the day, our competition seized a big chunk of our business!'

"Some of the guys are worried about your commitment to the whole marauding barbarian thing."

"For crying out loud, what's all that racket down there? Are those kids raiding the kitchen again?"

Stock market.

"I put a wet paint sign on our bench at the mall so we'll have a place to sit."

'What are you trying to do...blow our cover?!! Take off that mask!'

'You make a HELLUVA bowl of chili, Donna!!'

The Commandos go shopping

'A think tank says it will explore whether high stock markets globally are causing oceans to rise...'

"I know you people are a bunch of incurable optimists, but I think this financial report is the cure for that."

'Bugs ain't nothin', kid - just wait till you swallow a BUZZARD!'

'Our guest has asked that we obscure his identity.'

"I don’t get it - we had all those meetings."

Garage Sale

'If I'm not home by midnight, my wife turns on the electric fence.'

Graveyard Shifts