Milk Marauder Pillows

"I think the milk's off!"

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"He's such a fussy eater."

A Tit for Tat.

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

Pig and chicken asking for milk from cow, who replies: 'Sorry, I already gave at the office.'

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

I'm turning to the 'Duck' side!

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

"Wait. Let it breathe."

What if he could be 'churned' to the dark side?

'If he says 'got milk', I'm gonna bite.

Higher milk production

"Not a word, Doc! I'm having hot flashes!"

'I love eating out.'

Farmer tacking up signs in Dairy barn.

'I think you'll enjoy this, Master James... it's sassy but bovine.'

I do all of my banking online now.

"Adverbs, adjectives, conjunctions, clauses...I'll never learn to speak English!"

Manuscripts.

'Relax! I was just seeing if I could fit it all in if I wanted to.'

'I said a dozen eggs and one pint of milk.'

'I'm from the exterminators, here to kill moths...Those devils, it's worse than I thought.'

Biker Hell No

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

What's in the milk today?

"Some of the guys are worried about your commitment to the whole marauding barbarian thing."

'Engorgement's not easy for either of us.'