Mechanical Marauder Gifts

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

"I think the milk's off!"

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

I'm turning to the 'Duck' side!

Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

"Not a word, Doc! I'm having hot flashes!"

I do all of my banking online now.

"Adverbs, adjectives, conjunctions, clauses...I'll never learn to speak English!"

Manuscripts.

"Some of the guys are worried about your commitment to the whole marauding barbarian thing."

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

"For crying out loud, what's all that racket down there? Are those kids raiding the kitchen again?"

'While you were attempting to seize the day, our competition seized a big chunk of our business!'

'I'm from the exterminators, here to kill moths...Those devils, it's worse than I thought.'

'We're almost fully automated now.'

"I put a wet paint sign on our bench at the mall so we'll have a place to sit."

'What are you trying to do...blow our cover?!! Take off that mask!'

The Commandos go shopping

Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore

"I know you people are a bunch of incurable optimists, but I think this financial report is the cure for that."

'You make a HELLUVA bowl of chili, Donna!!'

'Bugs ain't nothin', kid - just wait till you swallow a BUZZARD!'

'Our guest has asked that we obscure his identity.'

"Is this the ophthalmology convention?"

'Wait a minute - isn't it a bad sign when the 'fasten seatbelts' sign is flashing?'

'I said, 'this man tells a whopper.'' 'I'd swear you said 'dismantle a chopper'.'

"I don’t get it - we had all those meetings."

Garage Sale

'If I'm not home by midnight, my wife turns on the electric fence.'

Graveyard Shifts