Motorcycle Marauder Gifts

'Bugs ain't nothin', kid - just wait till you swallow a BUZZARD!'

'You make a HELLUVA bowl of chili, Donna!!'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

"I think the milk's off!"

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

I'm turning to the 'Duck' side!

Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

I do all of my banking online now.

"Not a word, Doc! I'm having hot flashes!"

"Adverbs, adjectives, conjunctions, clauses...I'll never learn to speak English!"

Manuscripts.

'I'm from the exterminators, here to kill moths...Those devils, it's worse than I thought.'

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

'While you were attempting to seize the day, our competition seized a big chunk of our business!'

"For crying out loud, what's all that racket down there? Are those kids raiding the kitchen again?"

"Some of the guys are worried about your commitment to the whole marauding barbarian thing."

"I put a wet paint sign on our bench at the mall so we'll have a place to sit."

"I know you people are a bunch of incurable optimists, but I think this financial report is the cure for that."

'What are you trying to do...blow our cover?!! Take off that mask!'

The Commandos go shopping

'Our guest has asked that we obscure his identity.'

"Is this the ophthalmology convention?"

'Wait a minute - isn't it a bad sign when the 'fasten seatbelts' sign is flashing?'

"I don’t get it - we had all those meetings."

Garage Sale

'If I'm not home by midnight, my wife turns on the electric fence.'

Graveyard Shifts

"What a beautiful day! - I think I'll go outside and needlessly rev my motorbike all afternoon. . ."