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'Bugs ain't nothin', kid - just wait till you swallow a BUZZARD!'

'You make a HELLUVA bowl of chili, Donna!!'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

"I think the milk's off!"

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

I'm turning to the 'Duck' side!

Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

"Not a word, Doc! I'm having hot flashes!"

"Adverbs, adjectives, conjunctions, clauses...I'll never learn to speak English!"

Manuscripts.

'I'm from the exterminators, here to kill moths...Those devils, it's worse than I thought.'

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

'While you were attempting to seize the day, our competition seized a big chunk of our business!'

"I put a wet paint sign on our bench at the mall so we'll have a place to sit."

"I know you people are a bunch of incurable optimists, but I think this financial report is the cure for that."

The Commandos go shopping

'Our guest has asked that we obscure his identity.'

"Is this the ophthalmology convention?"

'Wait a minute - isn't it a bad sign when the 'fasten seatbelts' sign is flashing?'

"I don’t get it - we had all those meetings."

Garage Sale

'If I'm not home by midnight, my wife turns on the electric fence.'

Graveyard Shifts

"What a beautiful day! - I think I'll go outside and needlessly rev my motorbike all afternoon. . ."