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'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

"I think the milk's off!"

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

I'm turning to the 'Duck' side!

"That was a boring field trip."

"I'm looking for something with low clearance. Something monsters won't be able to get under."

Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

"Not a word, Doc! I'm having hot flashes!"

"Adverbs, adjectives, conjunctions, clauses...I'll never learn to speak English!"

Manuscripts.

Playpen Jailbreak.

'While you were attempting to seize the day, our competition seized a big chunk of our business!'

'I'm from the exterminators, here to kill moths...Those devils, it's worse than I thought.'

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

'What a day. I had a close encounter of the 3rd grade kind.'

"I put a wet paint sign on our bench at the mall so we'll have a place to sit."

'You make a HELLUVA bowl of chili, Donna!!'

Red car

The Commandos go shopping

"I know you people are a bunch of incurable optimists, but I think this financial report is the cure for that."

'Bugs ain't nothin', kid - just wait till you swallow a BUZZARD!'

'Our guest has asked that we obscure his identity.'

'Wait a minute - isn't it a bad sign when the 'fasten seatbelts' sign is flashing?'

"May I see the travel section?"