Mall Marauder T-Shirts

"I put a wet paint sign on our bench at the mall so we'll have a place to sit."

The Commandos go shopping

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

"I think the milk's off!"

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

'There's more than one kind of deficit.'

'Turn we women loose in the malls - that'll stimulate the economy.'

I'm turning to the 'Duck' side!

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

"If anyone comes asking for a small boy, I'll be in the toy department."

"Not a word, Doc! I'm having hot flashes!"

"Adverbs, adjectives, conjunctions, clauses...I'll never learn to speak English!"

Manuscripts.

"Oh wait, we need to be on the 1-9 North bound escalator to get to the food court."

'I'm from the exterminators, here to kill moths...Those devils, it's worse than I thought.'

Crap Nav

'While you were attempting to seize the day, our competition seized a big chunk of our business!'

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

'Ok, let me get this straight; your friend Kristyn is no longer coming to have supper with us because Danielle told you that Tracy heard from Holly that her sister Melissa thought she saw Kristyn in the mall talking to your old boyfriend?'

"I know you people are a bunch of incurable optimists, but I think this financial report is the cure for that."

'You make a HELLUVA bowl of chili, Donna!!'

"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "

'Bugs ain't nothin', kid - just wait till you swallow a BUZZARD!'

'Our guest has asked that we obscure his identity.'

Shopping nightmare

"What did I learn in school today? Truant officers patrol the malls!"

"Tia Carmen, kids don't dress up to get attention...

Mall rat. Rug rat.

"I don’t get it - we had all those meetings."