Meeting Marauder Gifts

"I don’t get it - we had all those meetings."

"I know you people are a bunch of incurable optimists, but I think this financial report is the cure for that."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

"I think the milk's off!"

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

I'm turning to the 'Duck' side!

'A Mr Ritzwell to see you, sir. Are you in, or are you using the escape tunnel?'

Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

"Not a word, Doc! I'm having hot flashes!"

I do all of my banking online now.

"Adverbs, adjectives, conjunctions, clauses...I'll never learn to speak English!"

"Sorry I'm late, but I was somewhere else."

Manuscripts.

"For crying out loud, what's all that racket down there? Are those kids raiding the kitchen again?"

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

"Some of the guys are worried about your commitment to the whole marauding barbarian thing."

'I'm from the exterminators, here to kill moths...Those devils, it's worse than I thought.'

'While you were attempting to seize the day, our competition seized a big chunk of our business!'

"If that's for me, tell them I'm in a meeting."

"I put a wet paint sign on our bench at the mall so we'll have a place to sit."

'What are you trying to do...blow our cover?!! Take off that mask!'

The Commandos go shopping

'You make a HELLUVA bowl of chili, Donna!!'

'Bugs ain't nothin', kid - just wait till you swallow a BUZZARD!'

'Our guest has asked that we obscure his identity.'

"Is this the ophthalmology convention?"

'Wait a minute - isn't it a bad sign when the 'fasten seatbelts' sign is flashing?'

Garage Sale

'If I'm not home by midnight, my wife turns on the electric fence.'

Graveyard Shifts