Martian Marauder Enthusiast Gifts

Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Alien Snowmen

Alien Assumption

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

'Universal remote, my eye!'

'Let's move on to a place where the earthlings appear smarter'

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

It

"Don't just sit there. Build a boat!"

"There it is! There's the evidence Mars once had a lake!"

"We traveled 65 million miles so you could get a boob job?"

Nasa's XXX satellite pix

'My home planet has been totally destroyed by global warming...we're going to invade your planet!'

'Us finding this rare ore was as likely as an alien tapping me on the shoulder.'

'A bathroom!!'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Six

'No! Wait! -- You don't understand!'

'At last, proof of life on Mars! I see a Starbucks!'

'Brilliant disguise, Agent X.'

Friendly Alien.

"Yes, it's that way."

"Not a word, Doc! I'm having hot flashes!"

Aliens man telephone store named ET&T Phones.

Ernie, we're the first humans to set foot on Mars! This is so exciting! The whole world is watching! Whee! We need to do something for the history books. Woo hoo! Ernie, you're not appreciating the gravity of the situation. What gravity?!

I do all of my banking online now.

A return to Mars.

"Adverbs, adjectives, conjunctions, clauses...I'll never learn to speak English!"

'Did you see the latest pictures from Mars?'

"Gosh, it's hot in here..."