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Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Alien Snowmen

Alien Assumption

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

'Let's move on to a place where the earthlings appear smarter'

'Universal remote, my eye!'

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

"Don't just sit there. Build a boat!"

"There it is! There's the evidence Mars once had a lake!"

"We traveled 65 million miles so you could get a boob job?"

Nasa's XXX satellite pix

'My home planet has been totally destroyed by global warming...we're going to invade your planet!'

'No! Wait! -- You don't understand!'

'A bathroom!!'

'Us finding this rare ore was as likely as an alien tapping me on the shoulder.'

"Not a word, Doc! I'm having hot flashes!"

A return to Mars.

Friendly Alien.

'At last, proof of life on Mars! I see a Starbucks!'

'Brilliant disguise, Agent X.'

"Yes, it's that way."

Aliens man telephone store named ET&T Phones.

"Adverbs, adjectives, conjunctions, clauses...I'll never learn to speak English!"

"Gosh, it's hot in here..."

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

'I'm from the exterminators, here to kill moths...Those devils, it's worse than I thought.'